Best Santa Banta Jokes SMS and Messages

The famous Santa Banta SMS Jokes and Messages

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Top 10 Sorry SMS, Sorry Messages

Angry with our friends and sometimes because of our own mistakes and when we feel that we regret that the problem of how say that at this stage, sorry.

For that reason we have compiled a nice list of Sorry SMS, Apology SMS, Sorry Message, Sorry Quotes, Latest Sorry SMS, Best Sorry SMS, Top 10 Sorry SMS, Top 10 Sorry Messages and some decent poetry for saying sorry.

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Sometimes saying sorry is
the most difficult thin on earth...

But its the cheapest thing
to save the most expensive gift
called Relationship..!!!

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I Know How Angry You Are ...
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day.

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We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

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I Don't Know
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I'm Sorry
I Really Am:(

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Sometimes, you forgive people
simply because
you still want them in your life.

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When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

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How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didnt mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I am sorry.

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Top 10 Advice SMS, Advice Messages

Latest Advice SMS, Advice Messages, Advice Quates SMS, Advice SMS in Hindi, Famous Advice SMS etc...

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Life is not a box of chocolates;
It's more like a jar of jalapenos;
What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Day!

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"Changing the face" can change nothing;
But "facing the change" can change everything!

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Pain makes you stronger;
Tears makes you braver;
Heartbreak makes you wiser;
So thank the past for a better future!

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Love that we cannot have
is the one that lasts the longest,
hurts the deepest and
feels the strongest...

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5 Rules khush rahane ke liye….
Apana Maan chinta se dur rakho
Apani zindagi aasan banayo
Dusaro se kam ummid karo
Dusaro ko jyada do
Hamesha sacche dost banana “MERE JAISA”

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Don't promise me the moon
or the stars just promise me
you'll stay under them with me...

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Time can turn at any time,
don't devalue anyone in life.
We may be powerful but
time is more powerful than us!

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Apane dostose sachchai aur apane usulose sachchai ye dono kisi bhi kshetra mai aage badhane ke liye bahot hi jaruri hai….

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Happiness comes when we stop complaining about the troubles we have and offer thanks for all the troubles we don't have.